Monday, June 14, 2010

Wasting Away Again in Carter-ritaville

Nibblin on TEA cake
Watchin the gulf make
All of those tourists covered with oil
Workin' my golf swing
Practicin' chiding
Smell those beaches they're beginnin' to despoil

Chorus:
Wastin away again in Carter-ritaville
Searching for my next freedom to assault
Some people claim that there's a Palin to blame
But I know it's nobodys fault

I don't know the reason
I ran all election season
Nothin to show but all this ado
But it's real useful
The media's boastful
What they don't know, they haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin away again in Carter-ritaville
Searching for my next freedom to assault
Some people claim that there's a Palin to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I make all these flip-flops
Act like a milk sop.
Hurt my feelings had to cruise on back home
But there's pork in the blender
And soon it will render
The payoffs and threats that help me hang on

Wastin away again in Carter-ritaville
Searching for my next freedom to assault
Some people claim that there's a Palin to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a Palin to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

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