The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.There's more at Blaney's Blarney, here.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Going Golfing, By Way Of Television
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