Chicago Safe At Last?

Chicago is Olympic-free and Obama has expended precious political capital campaigning for it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Yes, I know terribly petty but well.... BWAHAHAHA)

This is amusing. Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics (From an email sent to the editor of National Review)

An e-mail:

10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It's George Bush's fault.

Yes, OUT. CNN simply can not believe Obama didn't walk on water either.