A New Secular Prayer

Our Obama
Who art in Washington
Hallowed by thy Name

Thy Presidency Come
Thy Will be Done
In Congress
As it is in The White House

Give us this day
Our Daily Bread
And forgive us our Trespasses
As we destroy those
Who’ve trespass against you.

And lead us not into capitalism
But deliver us from freedom

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory
Now and forever

Obama