The Joys of Self-Titling

As a former Advertising Copywriter, I take a great deal of pleasure in using my creativity for self-expression - aka I like to embroder the truth a lot.

So when requested to fill out forms that ask for "company information" I fill out the following:

Company: The Murray Family
Job Title: Trophy Wife (and/or She Who Must Be Obeyed)
Company Type: "Other" and then if asked what the "other" is I respond with "Small Human Domestication/and Domestic Engineering"

I also use the Trophy Wife job title on all forms including medical, its fun and makes others laugh considering that I'm overweight and over-forty.

Just thought I'd share.