Well, Tax Day is fading. Now we have Earth Day to look forward to and this Onion video pretty much sums up the Environmentalists goals.
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Now Human Achievement Day would be much cooler. (By the way, that's my husband's voice on the first video.)
And speaking of cooler, buy my husband's book, "Really Inconvenient Truths - Seven Environmental Disasters Liberals Don't Want You to Know About Because They Helped Cause Them". It makes a great Earth Day gift for deluded Greens.