Jay Nordlinger's Mail

Over at NRO, Jay Nordlinger published some bits of his readers mail - I particularly liked this.

Something humorous out of the military—specifically, out of our troops in Afghanistan: I received a list saying, “You may be a Taliban if . . .”—and here were three of the answers:

You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launchers but can’t afford shoes.
You wipe your hiney with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean.

Anyway, got a real kick out of those . . .